Robbie told this story how he saw a fancy carpet on a clothesline, rolled it up and made off with it on his bike. This was over Eastleigh way, you know where the new houses are, well not so new, and how he was so neat going across the big field there, it was all wasteland then, said he carried his bike for a bit then put the rug down and rode over it so his tyretracks wouldn't show. And the same on the fields coming back past your end, where it's muddy in the dip.
The sort of thing he did, he wanted to be a proper criminal. Robbie took it to the feller in that used-stuff store down on Paisley Lane, he said that's not a carpet lad it's a curtain, could you not tell the difference? There should be two. And they both should be clean.
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