A recent Women's Design Service survey report includes this comment:
Public spaces are improved by design, by encouraging more people to enter them and use them, and providing the facilities for them to do so in a responsible way. This includes reducing traffic, providing easy sustainable access, lighting, shops that people want to use, safe crossings, facilities and leisure, and giving them back to people.
It's not exactly an outburst is it? More like a tired list of odd jobs for the weekend. So why does it take new labour's talking surveillance cameras to elicit such simple sensible advice to government?
Be patient and wait for the next development - school competitions are to be organised so that selected children's voices can be used for these disembodied street reprimands. (There's an official somewhere in Whitehall thinking, 'Yup, that should do it.') No wonder they want everyone in the country to be able to understand english.
I'm hoping I'll get the chance to test these devices out - (can they detect negative thoughts yet, do you think?) - and if I find their syntax or grammar at fault I hope I have the presence of mind to launch into the most caustic philippic I can muster. No wait, better still, we should have a smart-mob organised mass confrontation, with loud speakers and children's pre-recorded protestations of innocence...
But do they understand mockery?
Just for Fun: Does anyone else agree that the guy in the pic looks a little like Education Secretary Alan Johnson?
Posted by: Rosie Niven | Friday, 11 May 2007 at 11:59